The following report covers a lads v Dads season wrap up for the Under 15's.  Manager Dave (Modest) Walsh's report was written after 2 hours in searing heat in Mill Lane stadium - please make alllowances for his sun-stroke... PRFC 15`s players      5 - 5      PRFC 15`s legends

THIS END OF SEASON TITANTIC CLASH TOOK PLACE IN SWELTERING HEAT AT MILL LANE.  THE 15s WERE TO TAKE THE LEAD AFTER JUST 8 MINS WHEN THEY BURST DOWN THE RIGHT WING CLEARLY OFFSIDE IN THERE OWN HALF.  CHRISTIAN AT FULL PACE ONLY BARELY MANAGED TO JUST ABOUT GET PAST  72 YEAR OLD TOM`SMASHER` ASPIL ON THE RIGHT WING.  ASPIL A FORMER LEEDS UTD, BARCELONA AND HARELAWN ATH  LEGEND SHOWED HIS SKILL AND PROWESS MINUTES LATER THOUGH AS HE FOUND THE RIGHT WING AND ON IT WAS  FORMER MAN U, ARSENAL AND BLUEBELL
LEGEND JOHN`WATERBOTTLE` DUNNE.  DUNNE FOUND THE FEET OF STEPHEN`PLAYSTATION` MADDEN FORMERLY OF WEST HAM, AND REAL MADRID, AND THE FACES OFF A FEW PLAYERS WITH THE WATERBOTTLE SQUIRTING WATER (TACTICS), AND STEO COOLY SLOTTED HOME.
THE LITTLE LADS FOUND IT VERY HARD(TO GET AROUND) THE MASTERS AND NEILSTOWN DYNAMO FITZER SOON PUT THE LEGENDS 2-1 AHEAD WITH A CRACKER FROM ALL OF 675 YARDS OUT.
LITTLE FITZER SOME HOW MANAGED TO GET THE 15s BACK ON LEVEL TERMS FROM WHAT WAS A DEFINITE OFFSIDE GOAL IN THIS SEVEN A SIDE GAME??.SO REFEREE BLEW FOR HALF-TIME.
THE 15`s HAD TO GO IN WONDERING WHAT TO DO AS MANAGER DAVE WALSH WAS NOT THERE TO HELP THEM NOW AND THEY ENDURED THE DAUNTING TASK OF SOMEHOW TRYING TO PIT THERE WITS AGAINST HIM IN THE SECOND HALF AND TO ADD TO THERE WOW HIS FELLOW MASTER TACTICIAN AND GENIUS ON THE BALL DAVE`PELE` WARD WAS NOW COMING ON.
WALSH AND WARD WITH A TOTAL OF 978 INTERNATIONAL CAPS BETWEEN THEM AND TRANSFER FEES TOTALING 700 MILLON OVER A TWENTY YEAR PERIOD RULED THE ROOST WHEN THEY CAME ON.
THE 15`s TOTALLY LOST THE BEGINNING OF THE SECOND HALF AS THE LEGENDS WISE HEADS EXPLOITED THE ROLL-ON, ROLL-OFF(LITERALLY) SUBS TO THE FULL.
THE LEGENDS WERE TO BRING ON THE BIG HITTERS UP FRONT IN THE FORM OF INTER MILAN, JUVENTUS, AND SANTA PONZA BEACH BABES TARGETS CAROL WALSH AND BREDA`MAMMY` MAGUIRE.
ON 25 MINS SMASHER ASPIL PLAYED A WONDERFULLY LOBBED 2 YARD BALL TO THE FEET OF DUNNE. DUNNE BEAT THE ON RUSHING AARON,GAVIN, AND HIMSELF TO PLAY A WIDE BALL TO DAVEY WARD. WARD STUMBLED OVER THE BALL...I MEAN ... SKILLFULLY BEAT THE ON COMING JUNIOR DUNNE AND LAID A SUPERB 3 YARD PASS TO THE FEET OF WALSH.
THIS LONG SPELL OF PASSING GENIUS BY THE LEGENDS WAS TOPPED OF BY WALSH MASTERFULLY BEATING WALSH JUNIOR, DUNNE JUNIOR AND MADDEN JUNIOR TO THE AMAZEMENT OF THE ONLOOKING SCOUTS AND PREMIERSHIP MANGERS WALSH ROUNDED ALL THE PLAYERS AND WITH THE WORST OF HIS TWO GREAT FEET BENDED A 35 YARD CURLER INTO THE CORNER AND THE CROWD WENT WILD.  WALSH HELD BACK FROM HIS NORMALL 3 MILE CELEBRATION AND MERELY TOOK IN THE APPLAUSE FROM THE ONLOOKING CROWD OF 25,000 WHO WERE ALL ON THEIR FEET.  THE LEGENDS WERE TO GO 4-2 UP WHEN MAMMY MAGUIRE BEAT ALL THE 15`s PLAYERS TO SMASH A WONDERFUL 1 INCH SHOT OVER THE LINE.
MAMMY MAGUIRE WAS TO LINK UP SOON AFTERWARDS(2 SECONDS BALL STILL IN THE NET) WITH CAROL `OTHER MAMMY` WALSH AND THE LADIES HAD THE LEGENDS 5-2 UP AND SHOWED JUST WHY
RAFA BENITIZ WANTS TO SIGN THEM UP.RUMOUR MILL STATES THAT THE MAMMIES SAID NO TO THE OFFER AS THEY HAVE MORE CUPS IN THERE PRESS THAN AT ANFIELD.OUCH.
BACK TO THE GAME AND A SAD END WHEN THREE OFFSIDE GOALS WERE LET IN BY THE LEGENDS BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO.........
SO IT WENT TO PENOS AND AFTER ABOUT 44 PENOS EACH THE LEGENDS DUE TO DEHYDRATION AND BEEN OVER FIT CALLED IT A DAY.
SERIOUSLY????????? WHAT A GREAT DAY AND THANKS TO ALL THE LADS,PARENTS,BROTHERS,SISTERS AND FRIENDS WHO CAME.
THERES NOTHING BETTER THAN PLAYING BALL WITH THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND SEE YOU ALL IN A FEW MONTHS.